Brittany. 18 and born&raised in Maine :D love my cows and my pigs and the farm :) ummmm country music, TVD, Supernatural, redneck life :) Pretty much anything goes on my yeah....



im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness


if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next


dear asshole,
your dick would be bigger if you didnt put 2/3 of it into your personality.




Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(Source: peterthestarcatcher)



ok but why all these plus size models have flat stomachs and PERFECT curves.


where the fuck are the rolls yo?

if you gone rep something rep it correctly. 

it’s funny how the media STILL finds ways to exclude the majority of fat bodies. 


Put my exact thoughts into words I couldn’t verbalize!!!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌



Let me bring you a thing back

  • blond= male
  • blonde=female
  • brunet=male or female
  • brunette=female
  • fiancé=male
  • fiancée=female

Good day.

I did not know this.

things that should be taught in english lessons but aren’t.

welcome to the basics of stealing from French

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