Brittany. 18 and born&raised in Maine :D love my cows and my pigs and the farm :) ummmm country music, TVD, Supernatural, redneck life :) Pretty much anything goes on my blog....so yeah....

 

sexemilyx:

dear asshole,
your dick would be bigger if you didnt put 2/3 of it into your personality.

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(Source: peterthestarcatcher)

uniquelyreflectinghisglory:

thefathippy:

ok but why all these plus size models have flat stomachs and PERFECT curves.

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where the fuck are the rolls yo?

if you gone rep something rep it correctly. 

it’s funny how the media STILL finds ways to exclude the majority of fat bodies. 

smh.

Put my exact thoughts into words I couldn’t verbalize!!!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

vangoghsdaughter:

quidditching:

Let me bring you a thing back

  • blond= male
  • blonde=female
  • brunet=male or female
  • brunette=female
  • fiancé=male
  • fiancée=female

Good day.

I did not know this.

things that should be taught in english lessons but aren’t.

welcome to the basics of stealing from French

(Source: ardentesxvoix)

exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

There’s something about being above the clouds that never ceases to amaze me ☁️😊 (at Chicago O’Hare International Airport)

There’s something about being above the clouds that never ceases to amaze me ☁️😊 (at Chicago O’Hare International Airport)